To: Resident Address: xxx xxxxxxx xxx Date: --/--/----
Greetings sentient being,
We, the Metis group, are conducting an experiment that seeks to better understand the mind, body, and soul. At the moment, however, we do not have enough participants to properly gather data. This is where you come in. We need your help in making sure that our experiment produces accurate results. The information could be vital to preserving the very fabric of the time/space continuum and other equally important life-supporting items and systems in your life.
However, we also understand that your time and life are important to you. This is why we are offering a most fantastic reward for your participation. Should you remain with us throughout the entire experiment, we will grant any one wish you may desire. We repeat: we will grant any one wish you may desire. Participation may also garner additional rewards, but you’ll only find out if you sign up!
Regardless of your participation, we thank you for taking the time to peruse our short letter of inquiry. Below, you will find more information about our organization and what we do. We hope to hear from you!
-The Metis Group
Metis Group Headquarters ++ Sector Q1431 ++ Elpis Universe